Premium (in)Action figures that refuse to sit quietly on the mantel.

Museum vibes, video store taste

Museum vibes, video store taste

Current limited runs

FUN SIZE

LAUGH-OR, Fun Size
$40.00

This handsome rascal is what happens when a premium (in)action figure kit gets the full villain treatment: contrast, menace, and just enough theatrical lighting to imply a monologue is about to happen.

The kit starts as my sculpt.
The final chaos is up to your paint.

Finished product is about 8.75 inches tall.

Trophy Size

LAUGH-OR, Trophy Size
$100.00

This handsome rascal is what happens when a premium (in)action figure kit gets the full villain treatment: contrast, menace, and just enough theatrical lighting to imply a monologue is about to happen.

The kit starts as my sculpt.
The final chaos is up to your paint.

Finished product is about 13 inches tall.

Your Fit Father-in-Law, Fun Size
$40.00

Clean, simple, assembled, and ready to look like it knows exactly which drawer you keep the tiny Allen wrenches in.

Every Totally Rad Shelf (in)action figure kit arrives unpainted and ready to assemble — keep it minimal, go realistic, or invent your own completely unhinged colorway. You know if you think that’s a good idea when his little girl is involved.

Final figure stands about 8.75 inches tall.

Your Fit Father-in-Law, Trophy Size
$100.00

Clean, simple, assembled, and ready to look like it knows exactly which drawer you keep the tiny Allen wrenches in.

Every Totally Rad Shelf (in)action figure kit arrives unpainted and ready to assemble — keep it minimal, go realistic, or invent your own completely unhinged colorway. You know if you think that’s a good idea when his little girl is involved.

Final figure stands about 8.75 inches tall.

VIGILANT-OR, Fun Size
$40.00

Beefy and emotionally prepared to defend your shelf.

This premium artist-made (in)action figure kit starts as my sculpt and ends wherever your paint choices take it, maybe somewhere between ancient hero statue or extremely dramatic gym trophy - your call.

I sculpt it. You paint it. The shelf gets powerful.

Final figure stands about 13 inches tall.

VIGILANT-OR, Trophy Size
$100.00

Beefy and emotionally prepared to defend your shelf.

This premium artist-made (in)action figure kit starts as my sculpt and ends wherever your paint choices take it, maybe somewhere between ancient hero statue or extremely dramatic gym trophy - your call.

I sculpt it. You paint it. The shelf gets powerful.

Final figure stands about 13 inches tall.

Built to Outlast Small Talk

I sculpt, engineer, print, cast, and occasionally cajole raw plastic into forms that start conversations before you do.

What could be next?

What could be next?